accordingtodevin:

Pretty sure that’s how it went down. There’s no other explanation to why there are so many of them.

(via heartshapedwatermelons)


"I’m a paradox. I want to be happy, but I think of things that make me sad. I’m lazy, yet I’m ambitious. I don’t like myself, but I also love who I am. I say I don’t care, but I really do. I crave attention, but reject it when it comes my way. I’m a conflicted contradiction. If I can’t figure myself out, there’s no way anyone else has."

"Winter’s a good time to stay in and cuddle, but put me in summer and I’ll be a…. happy snowman!"

(Source: hansideburns, via cantplayfornuts)


brandnewswastikas:

Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe. 

(Source: heckacute, via hurhurh)


corgis-everywhere:

LOOK AT ALL THE CORGIS
IT ALMOST TAKES AWAY FROM WHATEVER THE HECK AWFUL FACE PRINCE WILL’S GOT GOING ON OVER THERE
ALMOST.

corgis-everywhere:

LOOK AT ALL THE CORGIS

IT ALMOST TAKES AWAY FROM WHATEVER THE HECK AWFUL FACE PRINCE WILL’S GOT GOING ON OVER THERE

ALMOST.

(Source: peterfromtexas, via hurhurh)


spoopious:

it took me 10 years to realized his head went into the shape of a fucking leg

(Source: fromuponp0ppyhill, via cantplayfornuts)


the-absolute-best-posts:

getyourdoseofdaley:

The single most important thing Tom said in his video.


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tundrasretreat:

cassbones:

titles-for-tangents:

andersam5:

cruelshelledoffbrat:

EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE THRIFT SHOP LISTEN TO THIS SHIT!

seriously guys, listen to this

this sounds like the background music you’d hear in a movie as the camera leads you around a bustling marketplace in the 17- or 1800s and it leads to the sight of a bunch of sailors hoisting and tossing around a bunch of packages on a ship getting ready to set sail for adventure

Things that come to my mind when I hear this:

  • Pirates
  • Firefly
  • Composers breakdancing

….

*uncomfortable squirming noises*

I need some time alone.

(via cardinalemotions)


clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

(via heartshapedwatermelons)


glitterfingerlexa:

TUTORIAL | Burned Paper Nails

1. Paint your nails with a light nude polish, wait until it’s completely dries.

2. Put a piece of newspaper in alcohol, and wait 15-20 sec.

3.Place the wet paper onto your nails, push it down with your fingers and wait until the alcohol evaporates (7-10 sec), and remove the paper.

4. Topcoat it with clear polish.

5. Draw some lines with black polish, where you want your burned papers edges.

6., 7. Put some black and brown polish with a piece of makeup sponge around the black lines.

8. Clean up the edges with acetone.

9. Use a matte topcoat.

(via hurhurh)


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