Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe.
for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
my sense of humor is so warped
i don’t laugh at actual jokes
i laugh at things like:
I WILL BUY AMERICA FOR 2 GOAT
NO NO THAT IS TOO MUCH GOAT
I’M ANGRY BECAUSE I LAUGHED REALLY HARD